Friends of the Reading Hash House Harriers

Friends of the Reading Hash House Harriers: This photo sickens me. What kind of animal would do this to a defenseless banner?? We can not tolerate this sort of behavior. Effective immediately I am implementing a zero tolerance policy. These terrorists will be caught and brought to justice. You are either with us or against us. I am asking each of our wankers to spare no resource in finding these fiends and our banner. I am asking these thugs to release our banner peacefully or I can assure you that I will go Jack Bauer on whoever I find with it. --OE

F'em.
Never negotiate with terrorists.   That banner's gets around more than a crack whores mouth.  With all the beer, butt, and adult fluid stains on that old banner, you
need a tetnus shot just to hold it.  Bless them for saving us the trouble of having it disposed of properly. E-mail the idiots and tell them they need to do a better job of drylocking the basement.
It is the rainy season and that puppy is going to leak.  --NFB

OE, and other Reading friends and well-wishers... Simply disgusting! As a hash similarly victimized by such an action of theft and deception, LVH3 pledges full support of your fine kennel, as you seek out these nefarious Banner Liberation types and, to quote your old friend, "smoke 'em out the hole". On-On and such, Quick-n-Little, LVH3 PS. Is that a Philadelphia Enquirer lying on the floor in that photo?!

OE, After careful forensic anal-ysis by the cast of CSI, some evidence has been collected:

Its been determined that the Philadelphia Inquirer depicted was published April 19th 2006
The white paint was obtained from K-Mart's 1993 Fall display (dusty pearl). No self-respecting K-Mart customer has purchased that paint in 10 years
Further analysis of the clothing revealed a strong predilection of thrift stores. The exception to that assumption of course is the RH3 shirt.
The blue pillow case was also obtained at K-Mart, appropriately, it is from the Martha Stewart collection.
The presence of the Reading HHH shirt in the photo is meant to imply that the wearer is a mole, however that was ruled out after reviewing the loyalty of all Reading hashers. Such treason could not occur within your ranks.

Our investigation continues. You will be updated when the perpetrators have been apprehended and brought to justice. --DOG E STYLE

On-On.....

The BLA

PS. The show of support on your website was touching, especially from those wankers from LVH3
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Obviously, our banner gets around more than a slut at a frat party...I did not mention lacrosse. Are the frequent flyer miles gonig into the hash account?

nfb

060603 - The banner has returned home. Strangely, from Roswell NM - Home of dead aliens and missing banners. The cute young barmaid at the K-Town Tavern handed me a "Special Delivery" at the Reading-Lehigh Valley Interhash.

This nasty festering rag is now safely back in our control.

Subject:	I've been around the world and....
Date:	Jun 1, 2006 10:01 AM
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